Greeting (posted on 2008-01-01 12:48:24)

WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR (subject to the following conditions) -

This wish is made in good faith from SpiderMetrix.com (the "wishor") to you our spider (the "wishee").

We wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee.

We wish that your 2008 is environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, GreenPeace endorsed, non addictive, gender neutral, and practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, with respect for the religious persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious traditions at all.

By accepting this greeting, you agree and abide that it is subject to withdrawal with no notice, and that it may be transferred to others on the condition that it remains unchanged and that the intellectual, emotional and physical rights of the Wishor are acknowledged. You further agree that this greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the normal course of time, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

We cannot be held responsible for any damages, which occur as a result of misusing this greeting. In the event where you are the victim of some unanticipated misfortune, the Wishor will endeavour to repair the situation by, at its full discretion, re-issuing this greeting, or supplying another, or equal worth, in the lines of "get well soon".

Any references in this greeting to "Father Christmas", "Our Saviour", "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer" or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged. Bill also paid us to find a way to squeeze the word "Microsoft" in this greeting.

Have a good one anyway :-)

Free Caps (posted on 2007-09-01 14:44:38)

Attention Tarantulas and Black Widows!

We have 10 SpiderMetrix Caps to give away.

To claim yours, send an email to the Chief (Jerry) and in about 12 words or less, tell him why SpiderMetrix is the best survey website on this side of the known universe. Flatery works, and here's your chance to prove it!

Seriously, we're creating a promotional page, and will list on it what you said to us. And, when you receive your Cap, you send us a passport size photo of you wearing it, we will include it together with your words. If that's cool with you. :-)))

So, if you are a Tarantula or a Black Widow... email the Chief, and claim your free SpiderMetrix.com Cap. We may even con Spiderette into autographing it for you :-p